Nothing to say as usual, just feel like being an attention whore (read this everybody, zomg, lemee tell u all bout my life, liek, iz soooooo interesting).
No offence, of course. Blame this on sleepy...iz 11:14pm...am frustraTed because i was trying to learn a shitty new piece and it sounds shit. Big surprise.
YOU PEOPLE WANT ME TO BLOG? FINE I BLOG. THIS IS WHAT YOU GET. Gosh am I ever overrated. How is this funny?
In case you're wondering, I've going nothing to say and I'm saying it and that's poetry as I need it. ~ Some avantgarde composer.
And since I realize that only words is boring, how CAN YOU PEOPLE BE BOTHERED TO UPLOAD ALL THOSE PHOTOS? SERIOUSLY, YOU WAIT FOR 5MIN FOR EACH PHOTO AND THE FORMATTING IS RETARDED.*burp excuse me. I will never ever get you people.
Big fat purple polka-dotted revelation time: I don't understand any of you people. How you can be so f**king normal. And it makes me sad coz ur gonna be nice functional people in society after you leave school and marry a guy or two and have 2.5 children and live in a nice house with a nice front lawn and a messy back lawn and a dog and 2 budgies and go shopping at an asian mall every weekend and buy soy sauce and dried ear fungus and cook for your 2.5 kids who you are going to send to a respectable school and they're gonna get into a nice high school and get a nice uai of 95.25 and blah blah blah. Yes, this is the way I think, and STFU who think I'm a raving lunatic because you asked for this and yes, now I'm making excuses. And yes I talk to myself at home because there's no once else to talk to and no one else that cares, and if a freaking lunatic right now, I'd say hey at least its sorta fun.
Not.
And there's my rant. Blame hormones, period, sleepiness, whatever. Just don't blame me.
Am I going to do one of those things where I insult people I know but I don't tell them that- yes, YOU, im insulting YOU..but I'm too chickenshit to do it face to face? Hell yeah.
Try and guess who you are
1. I want you to go to Cooks River and climb in and build a hut amount the mangrove trees and shoot the gigantic ibis that occasionally flies overhead and makes awful noises and poops on you. Yeah. SHoot they and roast them and make stew, and EAT IT, you crazy woman.
2. If there's music in hell, you would be the DJ
3. I don't understand you
4. Nor you
5. Or you
6. Or you
7. Fuck, why are you so hypocritical?
8. I was wondering why they make glue blue, and thought you would know.
9. Who are you?
10. If life is a function, you are inverse cosx. And I envy you for it.
Well there you have it, 5 min of weird humor. I hope my service is adequate, and I have served my purpose. Now laugh at the weird retarded wretch huddled in the corner here.
AND BITCH, PEOPLE, BITCH. IT AFFIRMS MY EXISTENCE.
edit: my right ear just popped. In case you wanted to know. And you do want to know, right? Because you are reading my blog? Well here. You know that my ear just popped. Do you feel satisfied, huh? Huh? HUH?!
edit 2: I just decanted my brain and came to this horrifying conclusion. I KNOW WHAT I AM. AND DO PAY ATTENTION. I AM THAT NOVELTY ITEM YOU PICK UP AT THE 2 DOLLAR SHOP THAT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING USEFUL BUT ITS SO WEIRD THAT YOU KEEP IT AROUND TO LAUGH AT OCCASIONALLY. yes.
6 comments:
... ... ... YOUTHFUL GENIUS. (Totally unexpected, huh? Though you shouldn't be. My existence is only affirmed my praising you to no end. :) Deal with it.)
CRAZY GENIUS. What to say. You do sound like you're high on a new substance that you MAY have concocted yourself in the science labs while everyone was poring away at their books.
But hey, I like it. So keep doin' your thang.
Sometimes I feel like I should be locked up AS WELL, chained whilst in a full-bodybind. When you're not in sync with everyone else... like an iPod that hasn't been synched ...nevermind. I'm lacking the brains to continue my metaphor.
AND seriously? The one who goes off and decides to give birth to 2.5 children to be NORMAL is the CRAZY one. WHY 2.5?! MUCH cooler to have pi children... or e children. Maybe even 'i' children... But then it'd be imaginary. How whacked is that?
BTW. I've diagnosed your condition (not that you have one)... withdrawal from... (you know what I'm going to say...) ANIME.
:)
ciao
P.S. I just cracked my toe.
@ edit 2
now that's an awfully depressing way to see yourself, cod.
(did that sound like sam talking to frodo at all?)
you've got to remember the good times, hsc... is like our trip to mount doom. you're carrying the ring, and we're all sams. Sound good?
As long as you've got sam, you'll get through without turning into a wraith.
And since I'm Gandalf, I'll be sure to send some eagles ur way when you're lying on a rock surrounded by lava.
...this reply seems so inadequate.
=_____=''
errrr...........
I wish i had your brain. My brain is seriously incapable of absorbing the knowledge that you just exude.
And you think you're weird? if you're seriously that screwed up, i'd suggest that you start packing some "emergency rations (damn bvs for being so damn addictive)" before the mental institution decides to pick you up.
That wasn't my point.
Anyways, i should back off from Einstein and co. for now. - that being you and chrystal. I mean, pi, e or i children?
...
i've got nothing intelligent to say to that.
You do know that teenage angst and the feeling of isolation is like the very definition of a NORMAL teenager right? Heck, it's probably why you hsc kids study belonging for 2 years...
Anyway,I couldn't figure out if you resent yourself for not being normal, or if you resent everyone else for being normal.
But the fact that we're complaining about it, totally reinforces the status quo of us being young tortured souls.
Hey, if you want you can even rebel against the normal..because adolescent rebellion is so very not normal.
That last bit didn't make sense...haha
ha! you have performed your function well as a singlular economic unit for our enjoyment. but alas, this is where economics phails.
What is the price of such priceless random humour?
and yeh..ur blog is liek genius. satirical :D i like =]
stop bitching about me.
(speaking on behalf of paranoid friend who cannot confront u face to face)
newaiz, i hope alls well, though evidently, it is quite the contrary. At times like these, i like to look towards chopper reeed and harden the f___ up.
but if ur into that touchy feeling thing, that's ok too.
=) <---another overused emoticon
lawl clearnotes second comment XD
wot a metaphorrrr
normality. i hate it so much. we breath, we eat, we drink, we piss....
i'm going to be different wen i grow up. i'm going to be an alien (who likes to think he is different but isn't really) =P
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