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A gray sphere.

Retaining its shape underneath my feet, the sphere exists in a state of limbo- held in equilibrium by pressure from inside and outside. The sphere is composed of a manufactured, plastic substance, its surface smooth and dry. Concentric circles decorate its grey uniformity, starting from the top, and progressing evenly towards the bottom. Although it may look similar to equators on a globe, these raised ridges only create differences in texture. The smooth and dry surface is interrupted by these minor ripples, which seem to serve no particular purpose other than ornamental. 

The sphere is unstable, and thus rolls around its dark confines discontentedly. Full of kinetic energy that was transferred from my movement, it seems to sit menacingly, biding its time. Occasionally it squeaks nonsense no human can understand- even if they do, they cannot comprehend. The gray tediousness of the restless object seems to suck the heat from its surroundings. I disapprove. 

Now it rolls back and forth in a feral rhythm, picking up months old grime in the process. Perhaps it fancies itself to be a caged beast, iron-wrought muscles wasting away from disuse. Perhaps it feels wrongfully imprisoned- a prisoner struggling against the inevitable. Who am I to say?

cowpoke. *bzzzzzt*

blame this on qwertatious. ie. the cowpoke? which erm. pokes the cow. 

bzzt.

I think I'd rather be born a d00d. things seem so much simpler as a d00d. d00ds game, like me. why? why are teenage girls so hormonal? is it hormones? or is it normal and im the one that's weird?

Ok, i really have no idea what to say, so I'll just write things down as things pop into my head.

List of excuses women make when they socially stumble:

- sorry, I'm on my periods

- sorry, I'm meno-pausing

- sorry, it's the hormones

- sorry, haven't had enough sleep

- sorry, so tired.

- sorry, coffee-deprived

yeah. the last 3 mean the same thing. and the first 3 means the same thing.

List of excuses men make when they want you to shut up and stop blathering

- sorry, haven't had enough sleep

- sorry, so tired.

- sorry, coffee-deprived

sorry, i have a small penis and i'm compensating for it by being an asshole

Dunno what the point of that was, it's kinda amusing to see all the sorrys' line up in a column so neatly.

laughs awkwardly

Whenever i see cchen look at a dirty pic/read smut i feel like patting her on the head. It's like..wow...she's all grown up now :D :D :D

And whenever i have no idea what's going on..like in heshi or gchu's heads these days (im referring to their latests posts), i'm like...cmon! i can't dispense so called pearls of wisdom erm advice if well...the advisor is in a state of ??? ! switch from 1st person to 3rd person within one sentence? a grammatical travesty!!1111one   plz dont take me seriously, its like when ever i say something the slightest bit awkward, i tend to start rambling about the strangest things to cover it up. 

the ratio of substance:ramble = 1:3.

Think of me of....an apprentice !normalgirlfriend. i need to gain experience in helping ppl with their problems. What will YOU do in the the name of education??? Here's a suggestion!!1 SHARE! Lemee stick my nose in your festering emotional pudding!!1 (yes that was meant to sound wrong.It's not a freudian slip if i realize it, muahaha.)

I think we're all quite short sighted about our own good qualities, but can judge other's good qualities quite accurately. to quote that self defense guy (i think) who said- " don't compare your inside with other people's outside.

of course, that is the optimistic spin on

We can perceive our own faults most clearly. Other opinions are... irrelevant! IRRELEVANT! RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!! props to whoever gets that reference.

moving on...

my gum hurts. i think (2) teeth are growing at the back of the mouth. is it supposed to do that? shitshitshit i hate going to the dentist. 

I did something really moronic in my music ext assessment. i put one of the pages at the wrong place. then i didn't realize until i got up to it...and realized that shit!wrong page! and i had to stop in the middle of the damn piece to find the damn page. 

Also- I was stressing before about life after hsc. but since so many ppl are going future future future...i feel like i should be stressing more X_x

we have a really incestuous blog 'circle'- to quote qwertatious going on...where we each check and comment on each others blogs...like the 9th circle of hell. joiiiinnnnnnnnnnn ussssssssss youuu knnowwwww yoouuuuu wwwaanttttt tttoooooooooo. It's funny. I used to worry so much about offending ppl..and now i don't care anymore. That's a lie. I still care, unfortunately. Just not so much. Progress- We're making it! 

Ever did something you KNOW is bad for you..but you do it anyway? 

Finally. Something interesting. (familiar?)

Your's truly and her dad went back home for the first time in 2 weeks (long story).

Your's truly to get her STAT result and to have a shower

Your's truly's dad to mow the grass. 

btw, your's truly got to drive! BONUS!

At home:

EEEEE! MAGGOTS ON THE KITCHEN CEILING! And walls! I kid you not. 

Unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on how you look 

at it), your's truly didn't take a picture, coz your's truly didn't bring her phone home. 

Above: unrelated.

Anyway, following investigation (by yours truly and her dad), the culprit was revealed to be some peanuts yours truly's mum left at home.

Oh, dear.

Yours truly's dad advised yours truly to PACK THE PEANUTS AND TAKE IT TO SHOP(noun). 

TO SELL. MUAHAHA.

TO EAT. 

No, seriously. He wanted to pick the maggots out and afterwards eat the peanuts. 

remember kiddies: maggots are a good source of protein!!11!one

When yours truly advised him to burn it instead, he looked at yours truly as if she is crazy. 

Granted, she is...but it's like the BLACK HOLE calling the kettle black. 

But then again, this is the same guy who mixed up a lemon and an orange.

Moral of the story: never leave your peanuts or any other kind of nuts lying around. You never know WHAT you would find when you get back.

On a completely unrelated topic, 

GUESS WHAT I GET TO WEAR ON THE PEE-SOLIDIFYING WINTER NIGHTS?

 

HELL YEAH!!!

And to end: 

HELL YEAH!!!

I have 2 exams looming ominously above my head...it's coming closer CLOSER OMGWTFBBQ NOOOO!!11!111111oneoneSTRESSSTRESSTRESS and here I am, blogging like I have NOTHING BETTER TO DO. 

Definitions of self-destructive on the Web:

• dangerous to yourself or your interests; "suicidal impulses"; "a suicidal corporate takeover strategy"; "a kamikaze pilot" 

Above: no correlation whatsoever

I have, as usual, nothing much to say, except celebrate my wondrous discovery of how to use T3H STRIKETHROUGH. Such a shiny, shiny new toy *salivates*

Following the example of heshiyun, guru of all matters bloggy and hip, I present: a random vid made out of awesome!

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