Finally. Something interesting. (familiar?)

Your's truly and her dad went back home for the first time in 2 weeks (long story).

Your's truly to get her STAT result and to have a shower

Your's truly's dad to mow the grass. 

btw, your's truly got to drive! BONUS!

At home:

EEEEE! MAGGOTS ON THE KITCHEN CEILING! And walls! I kid you not. 

Unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on how you look 

at it), your's truly didn't take a picture, coz your's truly didn't bring her phone home. 

Above: unrelated.

Anyway, following investigation (by yours truly and her dad), the culprit was revealed to be some peanuts yours truly's mum left at home.

Oh, dear.

Yours truly's dad advised yours truly to PACK THE PEANUTS AND TAKE IT TO SHOP(noun). 

TO SELL. MUAHAHA.

TO EAT. 

No, seriously. He wanted to pick the maggots out and afterwards eat the peanuts. 

remember kiddies: maggots are a good source of protein!!11!one

When yours truly advised him to burn it instead, he looked at yours truly as if she is crazy. 

Granted, she is...but it's like the BLACK HOLE calling the kettle black. 

But then again, this is the same guy who mixed up a lemon and an orange.

Moral of the story: never leave your peanuts or any other kind of nuts lying around. You never know WHAT you would find when you get back.

On a completely unrelated topic, 

GUESS WHAT I GET TO WEAR ON THE PEE-SOLIDIFYING WINTER NIGHTS?

 

HELL YEAH!!!

And to end: 

HELL YEAH!!!